Lets get this party started!

So I guess I'm going to start writing a blog, I'm not exactly sure who is going to read this, maybe with the exception of my mother who is a wonderful and beautiful woman(hi mom!). Starting from this point on every person who has the world wide web (and makes the poor decision to log on to my blog) will be subject to my lewd, poorly written commentary on whatever falls into my sights, most likely I will rant and rave about amazing cheeseburgers and shitty bikes, go figure. So come one and come all, lets go on an adventure!