McGangbang

No longer will you, my fellow Americans have to sit through the tedious and disgusting train wreck which is known as the McDonalds menu. Move over McSalad Shaker the McGangbang is in town. This wonderful gem of a burger is not available on menus nationwide, only in the hearts of true burger fans. Ive tried numerous times to suggest it to McDonald's employees, with no interest or avail for this culinary masterpiece. I've even tried to submit something via web, but it seems as if no one cares.

Lets get to it, the McGangbang was bestowed upon me by my wonderful friend Sammy http://www.samsonkhatae.com/blog/ from sammytalk. He said "you can't just throw together a McGangbang" So for all you do it yourselfers out there study these instructions carefully. Step one, Attempt to order sed menu item, which will result in the poor employee searching the special screen and asking co-workers, it is your duty to utter something to the tune of "it was a special, remember just like the McRib?" or "I just had it last week in Philly". Step two, quietly berate the employee for not knowing what McGangbang is. Step three, order a double cheeseburger and a McChicken. Step four, in secret separate the double cheeseburger in half, and stick the McChicken right in there, don't be afraid. The desired result should look something like this:

Good, eat, enjoy, and don't forget to get your cholesterol checked.

Seacrest out!