cheeseburgersinamerica

2010-03-16T12:41:00.000-07:00

time to quit messing around and post something life altering.

Man Vs. Beast

2009-05-19T07:28:00.000-07:00

Just got yelled at by a security guard who looked suspiciousley like Dick Cheney. Anyways, video today, not really burger related but close enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLzWJgMxQWA

Long Lost Brother?

2009-05-17T11:50:00.000-07:00

There are certian things in your life that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, for me this just happens to be one of those things.

Happy Munching

McGangbang

2009-03-27T08:20:00.000-07:00

No longer will you, my fellow Americans have to sit through the tedious and disgusting train wreck which is known as the McDonalds menu. Move over McSalad Shaker the McGangbang is in town. This wonderful gem of a burger is not available on menus nationwide, only in the hearts of true burger fans. Ive tried numerous times to suggest it to McDonald's employees, with no interest or avail for this culinary masterpiece. I've even tried to submit something via web, but it seems as if no one cares.

Lets get to it, the McGangbang was bestowed upon me by my wonderful friend Sammy http://www.samsonkhatae.com/blog/ from sammytalk. He said "you can't just throw together a McGangbang" So for all you do it yourselfers out there study these instructions carefully. Step one, Attempt to order sed menu item, which will result in the poor employee searching the special screen and asking co-workers, it is your duty to utter something to the tune of "it was a special, remember just like the McRib?" or "I just had it last week in Philly". Step two, quietly berate the employee for not knowing what McGangbang is. Step three, order a double cheeseburger and a McChicken. Step four, in secret separate the double cheeseburger in half, and stick the McChicken right in there, don't be afraid. The desired result should look something like this:

Good, eat, enjoy, and don't forget to get your cholesterol checked.

Seacrest out!

Lets get this party started!

2009-03-26T08:28:00.000-07:00

So I guess I'm going to start writing a blog, I'm not exactly sure who is going to read this, maybe with the exception of my mother who is a wonderful and beautiful woman(hi mom!). Starting from this point on every person who has the world wide web (and makes the poor decision to log on to my blog) will be subject to my lewd, poorly written commentary on whatever falls into my sights, most likely I will rant and rave about amazing cheeseburgers and shitty bikes, go figure. So come one and come all, lets go on an adventure!